You Have Died of Clintons T-Shirt
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A hit game since the 80s, the decidedly more sinister spin-off to the videogame classic Oregon Trail was based in the shot-caller corridors of Washington DC. Instead of a perilous digital trek across the American West as a pioneer, in Clinton Bodycount players operated as a hapless cog caught in a series of intrigues orchestrated by a sociopathic power couple's political machine bent on national domination. Make the wrong move and you found yourself dead in a city park, the unfortunate victim of a random mugging, or suicided in a jail cell.
Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. We also have no information that could incriminate any former President or first lady.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: bodycount, clinton, clintons, conspiracy theory, epstein files, funny, game, hillary, oregon trail, video game, you have died
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