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You Have Died of Clintons T-Shirt

A hit game since the 80s, the decidedly more sinister spin-off to the videogame classic Oregon Trail was based in the shot-caller corridors of Washington DC. Instead of a perilous digital trek across the American West as a pioneer, in Clinton Bodycount players operated as a hapless cog caught in a series of intrigues orchestrated by a sociopathic power couple's political machine bent on national domination. Make the wrong move and you found yourself dead in a city park, the unfortunate victim of a random mugging, or suicided in a jail cell. 

Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. We also have no information that could incriminate any former President or first lady. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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