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You Have Died of Climate Change Oregon Trail T-Shirt
$20.00 - $25.00
Climate change really turned it up a notch after 2021. Something about that date really made the climate angry. People apparently just started dropping. Physicians call it Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (SADS). Outside of climate change, long covid, and possibly white supremacy, experts just can't figure out why young, healthy people are suddenly dying in their sleep unexpectedly. It's a mystery we may never unravel.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 ¼ | 20 |
| L | 30 ¼ | 22 |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 ½ | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 74.3 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.8 | 55.9 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 82.6 | 66 |
| 3XL | 85 | 71.1 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: climate change, covid, death, died, euphemism, funny, moderna, oregon trail, pfizer, satire, shirt, vaccine, video game
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