You Have A Greater Statistical Chance of Dying from the Clintons than my AR-15 T-shirt

You've probably heard the saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." But have you ever stopped to consider the real statistics?

Believe it or not, you have a greater statistical chance of dying from the Clintons than you do from an AR-15.

That's right, the list of acquaintances of the Clintons who have perished under questionable circumstances is unfortunately long. From mysterious plane crashes to "suicides," it seems like the Clintons have a knack for consorting with the unluckiest people in America.

So next time someone tries to take away your right to bear arms, just remember: the real danger might just be a former President or Democratic nominee.

Wear this t-shirt as a reminder to always question the statistics and the motives of those who present them. The Second Amendment is there for a reason. It's the Epstein theorem. Verified by the McAfee axiom. First posited by the Foster hypothesis.

100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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