Wuhan Institute of Virology Enamel Mug
$17.10$20.00
The official mug of plausible deniability.
Perfect for sipping tea while the world burns—or casually brewing up a mild global catastrophe before lunch.
This rugged little camper mug features the not-at-all-suspicious seal of the now-world-famous Wuhan Institute of Virology: Gain-of-Function Division. Great for field work, leak response teams, or just swapping notes with the CDC over espresso.
Whether you're:
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Power-chugging black coffee before another round of congressional testimony
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Camping near exotic bat caves “for research”
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Or just trying to stir up something with a little more bite than your usual flu season
—this mug is a must-have for any lab coat-wearing supervillain with tenure.
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Durable enamel that’s almost as resistant to accountability as international health agencies
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Lightweight for fast getaways
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Lead & BPA-free (unlike your internal emails)
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White with silver rim—classic biohazard chic
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Hand-wash only, because gain-of-function doesn’t include dishwasher safety
⚠️ Do not microwave. Do not admit involvement. Do not ask questions.
Wuhan Institute of Virology
“We Put the ‘Oops’ in Outbreak.”
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
Collections: Coffee Mugs, New Arrivals
Type: Mug
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