Apparel
  • Accessories

  • Home
  • Browse Categories
  • Stickers
  • Little sticky memes you can post in real life.

  • Add description, images, menus and links to your mega menu

  • A column with no settings can be used as a spacer

  • Link to your collections, sales and even external links

  • Add up to five columns

  • Whiskey Rebellion Black Desk Mat

    No Excise. No Quarter. No Cowards. 🥃

    Back in 1794, tax collectors in western Pennsylvania learned the hard way: don't come between a man and his whiskey. Inspired by one of the boldest slogans of the Whiskey Rebellion, this black desk mat revives the spirit of resistance with a crisp, vintage script that reads loud and clear—No Asylum for Traitors & Cowards. No Excise on Whiskey.

    Your workspace just got a lot more hostile to overreach.

    Features:

    • Bold black-and-white distressed design based on rebel banners and liberty pole slogans

    • Oversized 16" x 32" format – perfect for keyboard, mouse, and righteous fury

    • Smooth 100% polyester top for effortless mouse movement

    • Non-slip natural rubber base that grips harder than federal overreach

    • Stitched hemmed edges for long-lasting defiance

    • Easy to clean—because spilled bourbon is part of the process

    Raise your mug, raise the banner, and keep your desk as free as the frontier.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact