No Excise. No Quarter. No Cowards. 🥃
Back in 1794, tax collectors in western Pennsylvania learned the hard way: don't come between a man and his whiskey. Inspired by one of the boldest slogans of the Whiskey Rebellion, this black desk mat revives the spirit of resistance with a crisp, vintage script that reads loud and clear—No Asylum for Traitors & Cowards. No Excise on Whiskey.
Your workspace just got a lot more hostile to overreach.
Bold black-and-white distressed design based on rebel banners and liberty pole slogans
Oversized 16" x 32" format – perfect for keyboard, mouse, and righteous fury
Smooth 100% polyester top for effortless mouse movement
Non-slip natural rubber base that grips harder than federal overreach
Stitched hemmed edges for long-lasting defiance
Easy to clean—because spilled bourbon is part of the process
Raise your mug, raise the banner, and keep your desk as free as the frontier.
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Type: Mouse Pad
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