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It looks like you've had a bit too much to think! From the corporate ranks to the government, media, and even academia, the Thought Police are on patrol. Some might call it a stretch to compare opinion police to the Thought Police of George Orwell's classic 1984, but in some ways they're more insidious. Today the whip cracks in the intricate form of ornate focus-group driven media campaigns, politically correct madness, profit-driven greed, collegiate empire building, and highly coordinated media manipulation and political disinformation.Â
It's not Big Brother, it a Big Brotherhood of oligarchs and their tit-suckling minions controlling acceptable thought until the entire cusp of acceptable belief is so narrow that its razor edge can gut the truth like a fish before your eyes and you still don't believe it.
I made this shirt in one of my favorite retro styles, with the police officer wagging his disapproving finger at the viewer visibly angered at even the hint of dissent. "Closed minds stop thought crimes!" it reads, "Save us the grief, forget your silly belief."
The shield sits beside the officer imploring that we "Support the Thought Police," in an act of not only cognitive dissonance, but intellectual self destruction. If you think, therefor you are, then the Thought Police erase you from existence, all the while haranguing you to support it as your duty.
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The tri-blend zip hoodie version of the only shirt in history to defeat the NSA. The NSA, the only part of government that actually listens.This silly shirt started international outrage and...
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Straight from the Gulch gift shop! The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. • Tri-blend construction...
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How much do you miss that man? There are basically two types of intelligent life in this world; those who like George Carlin, and those who love him. I'm pretty sure the...