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The NSA Has All Your Selfies Triblend Track Shirt

The NSA has all your selfies. A tee Dan created for himself while he was embroiled in a federal court case with the NSA and Department of Homeland Security over his 1st amendment rights to make fun of them. We can have a tendency to distance ourselves from the nonsense that the government is doing until it affects us. Maybe when people see you in the grocery store with this baby on they'll begin to rethink how Orwellian things have gotten. If nothing else, it'll get a few laughs and a head nod or two.

These tri-blend t-shirts tend to outlive the graphics they're printed on. We go through extra care to ink-drench these tees with the best inks we can get our hands on, but the eventuality is that they mature with awesome fading as time goes on. These tees withstand repeated washings, and thorough beatings, and still remain super comfortable. In fact, they get more comfortable with age. Great as workout shirts. Amazing as everyday wearable liberty billboards. A tri-blend is a sort of investment in yourself. You'll see what we mean.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

Size guide

S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
S (cm) 71.1 45.7
M (cm) 73.7 50.8
L (cm) 76.2 55.9
XL (cm) 78.7 61
2XL (cm) 81.3 66
3XL (cm) 83.8 71.1

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