Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone.
Picture this: A covert league of unambitious middle-aged men, dressed in unassuming khakis, huddled in a dimly lit room, diligently plotting. Their diabolical plan? To take over the world and then, here's the twist, leave it completely alone.
As you lift this glass, feel the weight of their conspiratorial ambitions – a whopping 16 ounces of liberty and irony. With every sip, you're one step closer to a world where prosperity and tranquility reign, and where endless political dramas economic turmoil are replaced by a resounding, "Meh, let's just be cool, man."
It's a glass that's more than meets the eye – a toast to the audacious plot of the unassuming, the dreamers of hands-off harmony. So, if you're ready to join the secret society of sippers, embrace the "Libertarians' World Takeover" glass and raise it high. Who knew world domination could taste this refreshing?
• Glass material • Volume: 16 oz. (473 ml) • Not dishwasher or microwave safe