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Straight Outta Suburbs Tee
$22.79 $23.99
Straight out of Suburbs, crazy motherfucker named white dude, from a place with green lawns and latitude. When I'm called off, I gotta tee off, wave to neighbors and happily drive off. You too, boy, if you come with me. The police will probably just smile at me - all right, all right, I'll stop.
For those of us that self-identify as badasses in the cool safely of their Honda Pilot. With apologies to the most dangerous band in the world, of course.
- 100% cotton jersey
- Lightweight, 30 singles ring spun cotton
- Pre-shrunk
- Ladies size down one for better fit
- Shoulder taping to keep size
- Slightly tapered, modern cut
Our baby-knit 100% combed ringspun cotton tees are lightweight, super soft, pre-shrunk, and durable. They have a tapered, fashion cut that is made to fit men perfectly, but also fits women great as well.
Learn more about our top-selling baby-knit style here.
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