Don't make a huge green new deal about it, but our hot new Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez #ShéGuevara stickers have the fashionable revolutionary sex appeal you'll need to trigger anyone without a sense of humor. These gorgeous stickers are guaranteed to get hours of inordinate attention from everyone from middle-aged sexually frustrated Fox News viewers to postgrad intersectional feminist millennial dog owners who like totally recognize that we're so screwed if we don't completely refocus the United States economy to stop global climate change.
The stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which will withstand full-on cow farts and other rough treatment that tends to limit sticker resiliency. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers, and the stickers can be used both indoors and outdoors. Note that they are not rated to withstand the global environmental apocalypse AOC is predicting in dozen-or-so years. But you can use them as fun reminders for schoolchildren that the end of days is near!
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use • 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Note: These little buggers are made and shipped from Europe right now because our sticker set up in the States isn't ready quite yet. The upshot is that they'll take a good 10 business days to get to you despite the wonders of modern logistics.