Bow to your modern evil master. Trust the ScIeNCe! He shall guide you to paradise and shall unlock all the secrets of the universe. It is he that you shall worship until your firey end, heathens! Hail!
Printed on our wicked comfy, super soft, customer favorite combed ringspun cotton unisex tee. Whether you're smirking mirthfully at people fumbling in doubt over the usefulness of the inductive method of science, or rolling your eyes at those worshiping it as tantamount to an epistemological terminus, we're pretty sure you'll enjoy yourself in this one.
An homage to Dan's youth, when his early rebelliousness and $15 at the East Town Mall in Madison, Wisconsin got him a SlayerReign In Blood poster for his bedroom wall. Much to the chagrin of his very Catholic parents, Dan rocked this poster above the top bunk for most of 7th grade, giving his younger brother nightmares. That is until his father simply had enough.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping