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Relax I Hate Everybody Shirt

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Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous, self-involved snowflakes in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes.

These shirts are printed on our premium lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton tees. A few are on heather, which includes 10% polyester for extra stretch and comfort. They're a modern contoured, contemporary shirt with side seaming that will fit both ladies and men, though women may notice that the shirt has a unisex fit, so will be slightly looser than some modern silhouettes. Men, these fit how a t-shirt should.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30