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    Relax I Hate Everybody Shirt

    Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous, self-involved snowflakes in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes. 

    These shirts are printed on our premium lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton tees. A few are on heather, which includes 10% polyester for extra stretch and comfort. They're a modern contoured, contemporary shirt with side seaming that will fit both ladies and men, though women may notice that the shirt has a unisex fit, so will be slightly looser than some modern silhouettes.  Men, these fit how a t-shirt should. 

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Side-seamed


    Size guide

      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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