Loud. Proud. Slightly flammable.
Celebrate the mulleted legends who built this country one busted knuckle, blown carburetor, and questionable decision at a time. This isn’t a parody—it’s a love letter in cotton form. From bass boats and burnout pits to Marlboro Reds and fried meats on sticks, we salute the kings of camouflage, beer-fueled wisdom, and constitutional commentary shouted from a lawn chair.
This shirt is for the man who can field dress a deer, rebuild a small block, and tell the government exactly where to stick it—all before noon.
Long live the Rednecks. May their trucks stay lifted, their coolers stay full, and their bottle openers forever hang from sacred hoops.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: football, joke t-shirt, logo, parody, racoon, rednecks, sale, t-shirt, washington football