Loud. Proud. Slightly flammable.
Celebrate the mulleted legends who built this country one busted knuckle, blown carburetor, and questionable decision at a time. This isn’t a parody—it’s a love letter in cotton form. From bass boats and burnout pits to Marlboro Reds and fried meats on sticks, we salute the kings of camouflage, beer-fueled wisdom, and constitutional commentary shouted from a lawn chair.
This shirt is for the man who can field dress a deer, rebuild a small block, and tell the government exactly where to stick it—all before noon.
Long live the Rednecks. May their trucks stay lifted, their coolers stay full, and their bottle openers forever hang from sacred hoops.
Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Printed in the USA
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 147.3-155 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 157.5-165 | 64.3 |
Collections: Dirty Jokes | NSFW After Hours Irreverence, Men's Apparel and Accessories, Men's Tops | Graphic Tees for Rebels & Liberty Lovers, New Arrivals, Pop Culture Shirts
Type: Mens Top
Category: athletic shirt, football, joke t-shirt, logo, parody, racoon, rednecks, t-shirt, washington football