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Morning Coffee Warning Mugs

WARNING: Any communication prior to coffee may result in bodily harm or death. (Please proceed with caution and/or coffee to avoid danger.)

Save a life. Give fair warning to those who might otherwise fall victim to your decaffeinated morning death strike.

 Ships factory direct from Los Angeles. Each mug is actually made for you by hand. 

  • Design printed on both sides

  • Ceramic

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Microwave safe

  • 15 oz Large mug

  • Imported mugs are still printed in California

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