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    Let’s Destroy the World With Social Media Lizard People Hoodie

    The shape-shifting reptilian people had lived among humanity for centuries, always seeking to gain power and control. They had discovered that their power was directly linked to the sorrow of humanity, and so they had devised a secret plan to harvest that sorrow on a massive scale.

    Their plan was to divide and conquer humanity by creating social media platforms that would censor the truth and pit neighbor against neighbor with controversy. They knew that if they could create enough chaos and division, they would be able to harvest the sorrow of humanity and become all-powerful.

    The reptilian people began by infiltrating the top technology companies, using their shape-shifting abilities to blend in with humanity and rise through the ranks. They then began to create social media platforms that would be designed to manipulate and control the masses.

    These platforms quickly became wildly popular, with billions of people using them every day. But the reptilian people had engineered them to be addictive, so that people would spend more and more time on them, becoming more and more isolated from the real world.

    As the platforms gained more users, the reptilian people began to manipulate the content, censoring the truth and promoting controversial topics that would divide people and create chaos. They used sophisticated algorithms to create echo chambers of misinformation, so that people would become more entrenched in their own beliefs and less likely to listen to opposing viewpoints.

    As the chaos and division grew, the reptilian people began to harvest the sorrow of humanity, gaining more and more power. They used this power to further manipulate and control humanity, creating even more chaos and division.

    But there were a few humans who saw through the reptilian people's plan, and they began to fight back. They created their own platforms, promoting truth and unity, and encouraging people to break away from the addictive social media sites.

    The reptilian people saw that their plan was in danger of failing, and they began to redouble their efforts to control and manipulate humanity. But the humans who were fighting back had grown stronger, and they knew that the only way to defeat the reptilian people was to continue to spread the truth and promote unity.

    In the end, the reptilian people were defeated, and humanity was able to come together and heal the wounds that had been inflicted upon them. They vowed to never again be manipulated and controlled by those who sought to harvest their sorrow.

    • 100% cotton face
    • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
    • Front pouch pocket
    • Self-fabric patch on the back
    • Matching flat drawstrings
    • 3-panel hood
    • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

    Size guide

      CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
    S 20 27
    M 21 28
    L 23 29
    XL 25 30
    2XL 26 ½ 31
    3XL 28 32
      CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
    S 50.8 68.6
    M 53.3 71.1
    L 58.4 73.7
    XL 63.5 76.2
    2XL 67.3 78.7
    3XL 71.1 81.3

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