If you want me to keep calm, keep the beers coming. Just kidding. I'll still freak out.
Printed on premium combed ringspun cotton. Lightweight, soft as a kitten's ear, and cut to accentuate the positive on everyone with a contemporary side seamed silhouette. Okay, we have no idea what any of that meant either. But these are our customer's most popular style tee using quality fabric and construction. See our guide on why this is better.
Oh yeah, and we have our bigs covered with most colors going up to XXXXL! Yeah boy!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
|Width (inches)||16 ½||18||20||22||24||26||28||30|
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