Join young Karen as she embarks on a magical journey of outrage, weaponized tattling, and junior-grade thought policing. When she overhears little Bobby say something "problematic" through a tin can phone, she springs into action the only way she knows how—by publicly shaming him and calling for his permanent social removal.
With colorful illustrations, vague accusations, and a bonus Virtue Signal Sticker Pack™, Karen’s First Cancel teaches children the foundational skills of modern citizenship:
Reporting speech they don’t understand
Projecting internalized insecurity
And silencing others for imaginary harm
Lovingly printed on a premium, garment-dyed heavyweight tee so your child—or your fully grown adult self—can enjoy the warm hug of censorship wrapped in the aesthetic of a book ban survivor.
Perfect for:
PTA meetings
School board protests
Tech company break rooms
And playdates with future HR managers
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for that banned-book feel
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² – heavy enough to smother dissent
• Printed in the USA by consenting adults
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
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