Karen's First Cancel Heavyweight T-Shirt
$26.60 - $36.10$28.00 - $38.00
Join young Karen as she embarks on a magical journey of outrage, weaponized tattling, and junior-grade thought policing. When she overhears little Bobby say something "problematic" through a tin can phone, she springs into action the only way she knows how—by publicly shaming him and calling for his permanent social removal.
With colorful illustrations, vague accusations, and a bonus Virtue Signal Sticker Pack™, Karen’s First Cancel teaches children the foundational skills of modern citizenship:
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Reporting speech they don’t understand
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Projecting internalized insecurity
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And silencing others for imaginary harm
Lovingly printed on a premium, garment-dyed heavyweight tee so your child—or your fully grown adult self—can enjoy the warm hug of censorship wrapped in the aesthetic of a book ban survivor.
Perfect for:
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PTA meetings
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School board protests
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Tech company break rooms
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And playdates with future HR managers
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for that banned-book feel
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² – heavy enough to smother dissent
• Printed in the USA by consenting adults
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: 70s, 80s, cancel, cancel culture, cans, censorship, children, cups, funny, karen, kids, liberty maniacs, manager, orwell, orwellian, phone, retro, sale, satire, shame, social media, string
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