JD Vance Hillbilly T-Shirt
$22.80 - $28.50$24.00 - $30.00
Hillbilly Vance Tee – The Face That Launched a Thinkpiece
There he is. The Fat-Faced Oracle of Middletown. Staring into the abyss of his own contradictions. Part Yale Law, part Dollar General Rasputin. The man who wrote a memoir, sold it to Ron Howard, and came back wearing a beard thick enough to conceal the entire Bush administration.
This shirt isn’t making a statement. It’s making eye contact.
That look? It’s halfway between “I just heard about fentanyl for the first time” and “I have a bold new plan for West Virginia.”
You don’t wear this shirt. You survive it.
Vitals:
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Soft, breathable cotton—some have a poly blend for extra stretch
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Pre-shrunk to avoid flip-flopping
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Printed in the U.S.A.
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Holds up to bourbon stains, pork rind grease, and Senate hearings
Slip it on, feel the Appalachian static course through your veins, and wait for the knowing nods from strangers who’ve spent far too much time in the JD Vance Extended Universe.
No context required. JD provides his own.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: 2028, beard, curly, drawing, fat, hillbilly, illustration, JD Vance, liberty maniacs, meme, politics, sale, t-shirt, vice president
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