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    I've Heard Enough from Woke Snowflakes Tri-Blend Gym Shirt

    The woke snowflake. God help their silly souls. Excuse the rant, but these pussy-hat paladins of righteous indignation are ruining everything that's fun and interesting in an attempt to make us all feel bad about ourselves. Certified assholes each, these shark-eyed acolytes of the chaotic abyss replace good old pearl-clutching puritanism with an unquenchable appetite for judgment on everyone alive, dead, and even imaginary.

    It's an inquisition, but using an ever-moving and unreachable loadstar, pulling its followers further adrift and civilization with them. Their self-eating paroxysms of intolerance that thrive only in a swollen amygdala bathe the woke snowflake in dopamine. Every social media virtue signal and finger wag feeds their self-satisfying addiction.

    We've heard enough from woke snowflakes.

    Printed in the shape of a hierarchical triangle. 

    This tri-blend track t-shirt is made from a mix of polyester, cotton, and rayon, which gives it a unique texture. The fabric also makes sure that the shirt is elastic and retains shape, is durable, yet comfy, and drapes against the body creating a slimmer look. Perfect for the gym. Remarkable, actually. Unlike the weak and unstable woke snowflake. 
    • 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon*
    • 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar with a durable rib neckband
    • 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem
    • 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Double-satin razor label
    • Side seams

    Size guide

      XS S M L XL 2XL
    Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50
    Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42

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