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  • IRS We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got Tri-Blend T-Shirt

    You asked for comfort during involuntary compliance. We delivered.

    This ultra-soft tri-blend tee feels like it’s already survived multiple audits. Lightweight, fitted, and disturbingly comfortable — it’s perfect for handing over half your paycheck while smiling through gritted teeth. The vintage texture gives it that “I’ve been getting robbed by bureaucrats for years” look straight out of the gate.

    Whether you're filing, protesting, or hiding gold coins in the backyard, this shirt has you covered.

    Details:

    • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

    • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)

    • Pre-shrunk for government-level durability

    • Soft vintage feel with a regular fit

    • Side-seamed construction

    • Printed in the USA, unlike your offshore savings

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½
    S 28 18
    M 29 20
    L 30 22
    XL 31 24
    2XL 32 26
    3XL 33 28
    4XL 34 30
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    XS 68.6 42
    S 71.1 45.7
    M 73.7 50.8
    L 76.2 55.9
    XL 78.7 61
    2XL 81.3 66
    3XL 83.8 71.1
    4XL 86.4 76.2

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact