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I'm Totally Not Wearing Pants Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Whisky in coffee mug. Check. Laptop charged. Check. Clear the crap out of the way of the camera so nobody knows I live like an animal. Check.

Pants. No. Goddamned. Way. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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