I'm Just A Big Beautiful Bill Mug
$13.50 - $15.30$15.00 - $17.00
Meet the legislative lady of the night that came between Trump and Elon: the Big, Beautiful Bill.
She's thick. She's corrupt. And she's working K Street harder than a D.C. lobbyist in an election year. Inspired by the infamous "Big Beautiful Bill" that drove a wedge between the world's richest man and the world's orangeest one, this mug features the bloated embodiment of every bloated bill Congress ever passed.
Whether you're sipping coffee or something stronger to survive the news, this ceramic mug delivers piping-hot satire every time. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and guaranteed to offend lobbyists.
Not responsible for campaign finance violations, insider trading, or destroyed friendships between tech oligarchs and real estate magnates.
(Verse 1)
I’m just a bill,
Yeah, a big nasty bill,
Turning tricks down on Capitol Hill.
I was written by suits on K Street at night,
Stuffed with pork, and my price isn’t right.
I’m a White Home Wrecker with lipstick and lace—
Breaking up bromances all over the place.
(Verse 2)
It’s a long, slow grind,
Through committees and fraud,
But I’ll get passed—
Even if I’m flawed.
'Cause the lobby cash makes the whole town dance,
And I always get signed if I get a chance.
(Bridge)
I was there when Trump and Elon split—
One little bill, and the bromance quit.
Now I haunt the Hill in my fishnet thighs,
With a debt so fat, even truth can't lie.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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Type: Mug
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