You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.
Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
The Senator from Minnesota got caught feeling up a sleeping beauty like a real creeper. Al Franken's creepin while you're sleepin. These are printed on our premium combed ringspun cotton shirts. They're...
We'll make great pets. On 90/10 ringspun cotton/poly shirts. Navy and black are 100% cotton. • 90% Cotton / 10% Poly• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed Size...
T Sowell. In thought. As a young man. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping• Side-seamed Size guide ...