You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.
Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.