I Identify as an Attack Helicopter T-Shirt

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You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.

Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

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Category: attack helicopter, funny, helicopter, humor, identify, identity, mens, military, satire, sexual, social justice warrior, transgender

Type: Mens Top

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Measure Twice Cut Once T-Shirt from $24.00

Measure Twice Cut Once T-Shirt

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Measure twice, cut once. This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather...

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America Land of the Free Home of the World's Largest Prison Population T-Shirt from $24.00

America Land of the Free Home of the World's Largest Prison Population T-Shirt

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What can we say? It's complicated. America Land of the Free Home of the World's Largest Prison Population. This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women –...

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