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  • I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Unisex T-Shirt

    You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.

    Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. 

    • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Baby-knit jersey
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
    • Side-seamed

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