Heemeyer's Mountain View Muffler Garment-dyed Heavyweight T-shirt
$25.20 - $34.20$28.00 - $38.00
Sturdy as a Komatsu. Soft as poetic justice.
This heavyweight tee isn’t just for turning wrenches—it’s for those who know the story. Garment-dyed and built to last, it’s structured enough to hold its own in a welding shop and comfortable enough to wear while watching zoning board meetings with quiet contempt.
On June 4, 2004, Marvin Heemeyer—muffler man, welder, and owner of Mountain View Muffler in Granby, Colorado—reached his breaking point. After a long, bitter conflict with local officials over zoning and property disputes, Marvin didn’t roll over. He rolled out.
In a modified Komatsu D355A bulldozer reinforced with steel and armed with months of meticulous planning, Heemeyer etched his name into American folklore. Town hall. The newspaper office. Granby’s power structure—flattened in a single, surreal afternoon. The machine became legend. The man became myth. The grievances? Still up for debate.
This shirt is a nod—not to destruction, but to the story. To the man who felt unheard and made damn sure they listened.
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100% ring-spun cotton, durable as a steel plate
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6.1 oz fabric weight—heavy enough to carry history for years
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Garment-dyed for that battle-worn aesthetic and comfy feel
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Relaxed fit, reinforced seams—because life gets heavy
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Twill-taped shoulders and double-needle stitching throughout
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Shirt printed in the USA, story sourced from Granby, Colorado
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
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