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Government mandated warning labels are ubiquitous now. So why not have real government warning labels that bring attention to the biggest threat to life, limb, and property out there - the GOVERNMENT ITSELF!
Reads: Warning: Trust in the ability of government to solve complex social problems has been shown to cause serious harm to human beings and destruction to private property.
Then it lays out all the different risks with iconographic splendor: Assault, theft, extortion, intimidation, collusion, kidnapping, electrocution, discrimination, trauma, and of course death.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
$23.99
The only t-shirt in history to defeat the NSA. The NSA, the only part of government that actually listens. This silly shirt started international outrage and an eventual free speech federal court case...
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I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns. It's not that much to ask, is it? This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both...
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Stay off the snakes, please. This super-soft, 100% combed ringspun cotton tee has an incredible feel and runs up to 4XL in most colors. Heather colors contain polyester. The No step...