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Government Cure-All Elixir Hooded Sweatshirt

Government all-purpose cure-all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. If there's a problem, just add and forget. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose.

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy. loose-fitting sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and has a little fun while you're at it. 

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

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