Globalist Elite Villains Larry Fink Action Figure Sticker
$4.99$5.25
From the vaults of the shadow government toy chest comes... LARRY FINK.
The ruthless financier. The ESG enforcer. The puppet master of passive capital. Now in collectible vinyl sticker form, ready to dominate your laptop, locker, or liberty-loving brainstem.
Wielding a briefcase of central bank influence and an expressionless face that says, “We own the future and your pension,” this sticker is styled like an '80s action figure blister pack—but make no mistake: this villain doesn't need lasers or missiles. He controls trillions in ETF influence. More than enough to ENFORCE BEHAVIORS!
🔥 Includes blister-card artwork with full-color retro detailing, ominous “DAVOS” lizard people-emblem, and sufficient financial tyranny to make your wallet scream.
Slap it on:
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Your laptop (so Larry can monitor your ESG compliance)
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Your safe (so he knows what to seize)
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Your water bottle (because hydration is freedom)
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The forehead of your local bureaucrat
Sticker Specs:
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Thick, durable 5.5" vinyl sticker with high-opacity adhesive
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Bubble-free application (unlike BlackRock's bubble-prone market influence)
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95µ density (same as Larry’s sense of plausible deniability)
Collect them all before they’re federally regulated. For idiots, a special reminder that this is only a sticker and does not contain an actual action figure.
Collections: Everyone Hates Oligarchs, Father's Day, Holiday Sales, New Arrivals, Sale | All Sale Items, Stickers, Stickers By Liberty Maniacs, World Globobozo Forum
Type: Stickers
Category: action figure, asset commander, blister pack, cobra, Davos, GI Joe, globalist elite, larry fink, parody, sale, satire
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