Straight out of the shadow government toy chest and into your hands: it's Larry Fink, The Asset Commander™—the puppetmaster of passive capital, ESG enforcer, and proud member of the Davos inner sanctum.
Styled like a vintage 1980s action figure blister pack, this massive 5.83" x 8.27" jumbo sticker brings back childhood nostalgia—only now the villains run trillion-dollar firms and speak in central bank code.
With original parody artwork inspired by Hector Garrido’s legendary G.I. Joe packaging, this glossy vinyl sticker looks like it was ripped straight from the peg wall of a Ben Franklin five-and-dime.
Stick it on your laptop, locker, notebook, or psy-op-proof bunker door. Let the world know you’re fully aware who’s pulling the strings.
Specs:
Size: 5.83" x 8.27" (nearly as big as the original Joe blister packs)
Glossy finish with white 0.12" border
Durable monomeric PVC
2–3-year indoor durability
Blank product sourced from Japan, printed in the U.S.A.
⚠️ Warning: causes uncomfortable truths and spontaneous red-pilling. Ages 4+.
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Type: Stickers
Category: action figure, asset commander, blister pack, cobra, Davos, GI Joe, globalist elite, Holographic, jumbo, larry fink, parody, sale, satire, sticker