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  • Galt's Gulch Fleece Zip Hoodie

    Galt’s Gulch Fleece Zip Hoodie – Mulligan Valley Outfitter Edition

    Who is John Galt? Probably freezing his ass off in a collectivist hellscape without this hoodie. But not you. You're zipped up in Mulligan Valley style—warm, comfortable, and unbothered by the moral collapse of civilization. 

    This isn’t some mass-manufactured mediocrity from the Ministry of Fairness. This is your go-to gear for shrugging off bad ideas, hiking out of dystopia, or just getting groceries while looking like you have a secret plan for rebuilding the world.

    • 80/20 cotton-poly blend fleece, soft enough to make Dagny weep

    • Heavyweight 8.5 oz fabric—none of that cheap, thin nonsense

    • Metal zipper, metal eyelets, metal as hell

    • Jersey-lined hood for extra warmth while you dodge looters and bureaucrats

    • "Mulligan Valley, CO" seal on the back so you can quietly flex your allegiance to meritocracy and mountains

    • Printed in America

    This is the hoodie for people who read Atlas Shrugged and started budgeting for a welding torch and a helicopter. It's for the ones building Galt's Gulch in their garages and group chats.

    Zip up. Opt out.



    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
    S 28 20 34 ½
    M 29 22 35 ½
    L 30 24 36 ½
    XL 31 26 37 ½
    2XL 32 27 38 ½
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
    S 71.1 50.8 87.6
    M 73.7 55.9 90.2
    L 76.2 61 92.7
    XL 78.7 66 95.3
    2XL 81.3 68.6 97.8

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