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    Festivus for the Rest of UsT-Shirt

    Festivus, the Festival of Fights. The fictitious holiday was born on the sitcom “Seinfeld,” in the Dec. 18, 1997, final-season episode titled “The Strike.” It takes place on December 23rd sorts, created by Frank Costanza after an unfortunate department store scuffle while shopping when George was just a little importer/exporter. Frank's holiday was a protest of sorts against the crass commercialization of the holiday season. It replaces a Christmas tree with an “unadorned aluminum pole” mainly because tinsel is too distracting according to Frank. It includes “feats of strength” along with an “airing of grievances” around the dinner table about how others disappointed you over the past year.


    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    S 28 18
    M 29 ¼ 20
    L 30 ¼ 22
    XL 31 ¼ 24
    2XL 32 ½ 26
    3XL 33 ½ 28
      LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
    S 71.1 45.7
    M 74.3 50.8
    L 76.8 55.9
    XL 79.4 61
    2XL 82.6 66
    3XL 85 71.1

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