Federal Reserve Vulture Seal Tri-Blend Track Shirt

Every single bill of out-of-thin-air fiat dollar we pass includes a little seal of the Federal Reserve banking cartel to remind us just who is in charge. Well, we thought it would be a good idea to make a few adjustments so that the emblem was more accurate.

You know the deal. The Federal Reserve remains the single most excruciatingly boring plot to subvert liberty in the history of the United States. So bad that you can barely explain it to your buddies without glazed-over eyes and confused squints. The creation of the Fed in 1913 was so purposefully byzantine and convoluted that to this day that the average person scarcely knows it exists. Certainly, the average person doesn't know what it does.

We hope this shirt helps explain. It features a vulture atop a Federal Reserve building-shaped seal, with the motto The Federal Reserve United States Banking Cartel System: In Fraud We Trust. The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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