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Don't Trust Anyone Under 30 Poly Blend T-Shirt

The 60s are long gone, man. Back when Jack Weinberg of the Berkeley Free Speech Movement coined "Don't trust anyone over 30" in `64 the baby boomers were just starting to flex their generational angst. Now Berkeley is a safe-space intellectual hell hole, Boomers are oldsters cashing their Social Security checks, and seemingly the entirety of the North American continent fears the ascendancy of entitled Millennials. 

So basically what we're saying is everyone will get a laugh out of this shirt. 

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from a combed ringspun cotton and polyester blend.

• 90/10 ring-spun cotton/poly heather blend
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed


Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

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