This is it—the officially unofficial polo of the most effective government agency never created. Featuring the D.O.G.E. insignia embroidered with the same level of precision and oversight that made this department legendary, this shirt is your passport to bureaucratic excellence.
Perfect for commanding respect in the boardroom, the golf course, or your local DMV, this semi-fitted, ring-spun cotton pique polo is business-casual for those who understand fiscal responsibility.
✔️ Official D.O.G.E. Logo – Subtle, sleek, and just bureaucratic enough to get you mistaken for someone important.
✔️ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Because only the best for the most efficient agency in history.
✔️ Side-Seamed Construction – A fit so clean, it’s like wasteful spending was never an option.
✔️ Placket with Dyed-to-Match Buttons – Because efficiency is in the details.
✔️ OEKO-TEX Certified Fabric – Meaning it’s been rigorously tested—unlike most government policies.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 20 | 17 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 21 ½ | 18 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 22 ½ | 19 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ½ | 23 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 ½ | 25 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ½ | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 ½ | 28 | 24 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 50.8 | 44.5 |
| M | 75 | 54.6 | 47 |
| L | 77.5 | 57.2 | 48.9 |
| XL | 80 | 60.3 | 52 |
| 2XL | 82.6 | 63.5 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 85 | 67.3 | 57.8 |
| 4XL | 87.6 | 71.1 | 61 |
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Type: Polos
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