Dick Cheney Darklord Sticker

Liberty Maniacs

Dick Cheney. A Politician so metal that he once shot a man in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun and the pellet-riddled man apologized to Cheney afterward. A 19th-level-warlock of the abyss, Darklord Cheney is said to be the lovechild of the Roman goddess of war, Minerva, and a jackal. Born with a black heart that must be replaced with baboons every three years, legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne wrote the Black Sabbath classic War Pigs about Cheney after drunkenly stumbling into a house party of Donald Rumsfeld's in 1970 and witnessing Cheney sacrifice a baby goat to Northrup Grumman.


Perfect for sticking on all sorts of cool stuff, these stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. 

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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