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  • Desert Camo 1972 Experimental Six-Color Desert Pattern Men’s Slim Fit Polo

    When you need to overthrow the dress code and blend into the terrain.

    Based on the rare 1972 prototype desert camo developed by Natick Labs, this shirt brings Cold War weirdness into the modern age. Before “chocolate chip” became iconic in the Gulf, this pattern was stashed in military closets—featuring a surprising hint of light green, and designed for Middle Eastern environments the Pentagon was already side-eying.

    This camo was never supposed to look this good. But we redrew it anyway. Dan painstakingly recreated the 1972 pattern from an original USAF flight jacket—digitized and revived with every imperfect fleck, swirl, and sun-faded hue left intact.

    The result? A subversively sleek polo that looks just polished enough to get past security… until they notice the pattern.


    • 95% polyester, 5% spandex

    • Slim fit—tailored for rebels, not rear echelon. Make note of sizing as these run small.

    • Lightweight stretch jersey that breathes like a debrief

    • Classic polo collar with white button placket

    • Camo pattern based on the 1972 Natick Labs contract, not Gulf War hand-me-downs

    • Suitable for country clubs, dissident meetups, or brunch in hostile territory

    Note: This design is our own historical recreation. Not government-issued. Not Crye Precision. Just crisp camo and constitutional energy.

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    XS 32-34 28-30 32-34
    S 34-36 30-32 34-36
    M 36-38 32-34 36-38
    L 38-39 ½ 34-35 ½ 38-39 ½
    XL 39 ½-41 35 ½-37 39 ½-41
    2XL 41-42 37-38 41-42
    3XL 42-44 38-40 42-44
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    XS 81.3-86.4 71.1-76.2 81.3-86.4
    S 86.4-91.4 76.2-81.3 86.4-91.4
    M 91.4-96.5 81.3-86.4 91.4-96.5
    L 96.5-100.3 86.4-90.2 96.5-100.3
    XL 100.3-104.1 90.2-94 100.3-104.1
    2XL 104.1-106.7 94-96.5 104.1-106.7
    3XL 106.7-111.8 96.5-101.6 106.7-111.8

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