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  • Desert Camo 1972 Experimental Six-Color Desert Pattern Hoodie

    1972 Contract Desert Camo Hoodie – Mothballed, Reissued, Reborn

    Developed for desert warfare. Perfect for hostile climates like Thanksgiving dinner.

    Before the Gulf War gave it nickname fame, this six-color desert camouflage had an awkward youth. Cooked up by the U.S. Army’s Natick Labs in the early 1970s, the pattern was part of a quiet effort to prep for combat in arid regions—long before the Middle East became America's favorite endless engagement.

    The version you see here? It’s based on the original 1972 contract prototype, which never made it to mass production. With its weird, almost mint-chip palette of light green and tan, it was mothballed until retooled in the ’80s. Dan redrew the whole thing by hand from a vintage USAF flight jacket—preserving every anomaly, sun-bleached hue, and Cold War quirk.

    And then we slapped it on a ridiculously soft, handmade hoodie.


    • 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex

    • Heavyweight feel (9.08 oz./yd²) with soft, cotton-like face

    • Brushed fleece inside—like tactical marshmallow fluff

    • Double-lined hood with full camo print inside and out

    • Unisex relaxed fit for dissidents, dropouts, and dads alike

    • Durable overlock stitching to withstand light treason and laundry day

    • Drawstrings for concealment or just looking extra cool

    This isn’t military surplus. It’s a rare pattern resurrection for civilians with taste—and unresolved opinions on foreign policy.

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
    2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
    XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
    S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
    M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
    L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
    XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
    2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
    3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
    4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
    5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
    6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
      CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
    2XS 88 72 90
    XS 92 76 94
    S 96 80 98
    M 100 84 102
    L 108 92 110
    XL 116 100 118
    2XL 124 108 126
    3XL 132 116 134
    4XL 140 124 142
    5XL 148 132 150
    6XL 156 140 158

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