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  • Continental Snake States Desk Mat

    Fifty Pieces. One Warning. 🐍

    Franklin's classic rattlesnake just evolved. This dark, minimalist desk mat takes the iconic segmented serpent and rebuilds it with all 50 states—no slogan, no caption, just pure symbolic pressure. A silent reminder that the union isn’t permanent—it’s conditional. 

    Available Sizes:

    • 12″×18″ – Compact and clean. Great for tighter setups or laptop stations.

    • 12″×22″ – Just the right balance of size and freedom.

    • 16″×32″ – Full command center. Space for your keyboard, mouse, and any rebellion you're quietly planning.

    Features:

    • Bold, high-contrast state-snake design on a blacked-out background

    • Smooth 100% polyester top – optimized for all mouse types

    • Non-slip natural rubber base – stays locked down during intense scrolling or sovereign declarations

    • Durable stitched edges to keep the resistance crisp

    • Easy to clean—spilled bourbon, espresso, or ink from signing your next manifesto

    Quiet enough for the office. Defiant enough for the liberty-minded. No slogans necessary—this snake speaks for itself.

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact