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  • Arrives by Christmas with Express Shipping Only

    Arrives by Christmas with Express Shipping Only

    Birds Aren't Real T-Shirt

    Birds aren't real. They're government drones that record everything. They charge on powerlines. 

    Have a little fun with conspiraspoofing in these comfy tees made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

    Size guide

      S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
    Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
    Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
    Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼

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