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Bernie Sanders Is My Comrade Tees

With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.

This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.

Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather sillycease and desist. Learn more here.

Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal

Ships factory direct from Los Angeles. Please allow a 4-5 days for printing/handling before shipping as we've needed to reprint. Standard USPS shipping is usually $3.38 for the first shirt, and around $.75 each additional shirt. 

  • Quality, 100% cotton jersey
  • Lightweight, 30 singles ring spun cotton 
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Ladies size down one for better fit
  • Shoulder taping to keep size
  • Slightly tapered, modern cut, with side seamed top quality construction


Our baby-knit 100% combed ringspun cotton tees are lightweight, super soft, pre-shrunk, and durable. They have a tapered, fashion cut that is made to fit men perfectly, but also fits women great as well.

Learn more about our top-selling baby-knit style here.

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