Are the A-Holes Still In Charge Fallout Shelter Heavyweight T-shirt
$26.60 - $36.10$28.00 - $38.00
After years of political fire drills and bureaucratic dumpster fires, you’ve earned the right to crack open your shelter door and ask the only question that really matters:
"Are the a-holes still in charge?"
This Cold War–style tee features our hero peeking out from his blast-proof cocoon, ready to rejoin civilization—or slam the hatch shut again. A vintage-style graphic meets eternal relevance in this crowd favorite for doomsday preppers, disillusioned voters, and anyone still waiting for “the adults in the room” to show up.
Built on a premium garment-dyed heavyweight blank, it’s soft enough for panic naps, durable enough for fallout drills, and relaxed enough for the slow collapse of everything.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed heavyweight comfort (6.1 oz/yd²)
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Quarter-turned for shoulder strength
Perfect for:
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Emergent sarcasm
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Bunker chic
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Loudly asking the quiet part out loud
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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Type: Mens Top
Category: 100% cotton, breathable, casual wear, comfortable, elite, fallout shelter, funny, garment dyed, globalist, government, graphic tee, heavy, heavyweight, high-quality, humor, leaders, libertarian, liberty maniacs, men's clothing, men's fashion, oligarchy, political satire, politics, post-apocalyptic, pre-shrunk, sale, satire, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side-seamed, social commentary, t-shirt
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