A Simple Guide to Protecting Yourself From Variants Unisex T-Shirt

As easy as one, two, three! A simple guide to protecting yourself from coronavirus variants. Printed on our most popular premium combed ringspun cotton t-shirts. 

We live in a time and place where we have to actually explicitly say that this shirt design is satire. People are now that stupid. But then again two government agencies, a nominee for President, and a sitting US Senator all were willing to go to court over our satire. So while not new, it's getting worse... and even more fun to wear them.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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