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  • A Few of My Favorite Things Cotton Pattern Shirt

    Rifles on rail mounts and carbines all ready,
    BRRRT-spitting Warthogs and jets keeping steady,
    Coiled-up rattlesnakes poised up to swing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Glocks on the nightstand for unwelcome visits,
    MP5 lines that would make Grandpa physics,
    Flags in the breeze while the Bald Eagle wings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Dogs who keep watch while you’re grilling at twilight,
    Jesus reminding you who’s got the real might,
    Freedom that rings when the Liberty bell rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Built from midweight cotton that doesn't quit. This shirt's got the kind of structure that actually survives the wash cycle and feels better the more you wear it. Whether you're dressing it up or just throwing it on, it's the type of basic that actually works. No pretense, just a tee that does what it's supposed to do.

    • 96% cotton, 4% elastane
    • Midweight fabric: 5.6 oz./yd.² (189 g/m²)
    • Regular fit
    • Slight stretch for ease and fit retention
    • Pilling-resistant and built to last
    • Designed and Made in North America

    Size guide

      CHEST (inches)
    S 37 ¾
    M 39 ⅜
    L 42 ½
    XL 45 ⅝
    2XL 48 ⅞
      CHEST (cm)
    S 96
    M 100
    L 108
    XL 116
    2XL 124

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact