Four score and seven beers ago, Abe could probably still walk straight.
I don't quite remember the Gettysburg Address like this, either, but it must have been quite a scene. I bet you also didn't know that Abraham Lincoln was Illinois Beer Bong State Champ in 1845.
A classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton. This bad boy will last. It's Pre-shrunk, with shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle sleeve and bottom hemmed for lasting toughness, but doesn't feel like your wearing a blanket. The cut is contemporary, and called a fashion tubular construction. So it will show off your chest and shoulders in just the right way. But this also means that if you like a more relaxed feel you should order a size up.
Ladies can wear these as well as they're unisex, but be mindful that they aren't women's cut, so they will drape differently than form fitting women's versions of this shirt which we also carry.
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