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  • Arrives by Christmas with Express Shipping Only

    Arrives by Christmas with Express Shipping Only

    Government Elixir Triblend Unisex Track Shirt

    Government all-purpose cure-all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas.

    How many people do you know that basically think this? If there's a problem, just add government. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose. 

    On premium tri-blend for extreme durability. These tees withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. Great as workout shirts. Amazing as everyday wearable liberty billboards.

    • Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon) 
    • 40 singles thread weight
    • Comfortable and durable
    • Contemporary fit
    • Lightweight 

    SIZING

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

       

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