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    I'm Totally Not Wearing Pants Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

    Whisky in coffee mug. Check. Laptop charged. Check. Clear the crap out of the way of the camera so nobody knows I live like an animal. Check.

    Pants. No. Goddamned. Way. 

    • 100% ring-spun cotton
    • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
    • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

    Shop with your confidence and conscience Intact