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Defeat the Global Elite Performance T-Shirt
$33.00 - $44.50
Step right into the zany realm of global bigwigs – three colossal asset management titans ruling the roost! These shadowy rulers not only call the shots for corporations, but they've got governments dancing on their strings worldwide. It's like a high-stakes sitcom where they hold the remote!
You're a little guy, eager to launch a new gig. But hold your horses – one of these asset management giants pops into your inbox with their dos and don'ts. Talk about being bossed around!
Governments? Yup, they get their marching orders too. It's like nothing happens without these mysterious overlords' thumbs-up. Tax reform idea? Better make sure it jives with their game plan.
They're stealthy operators, slinking into boardrooms, yanking the strings backstage. Directors of a wild play, their control reaches across industries and economies, global style.
Picture their powwows – think ancient elf councils, with a dash of Hollywood! Riveting chats about bucks and bets that could put any dragon quest to shame.
This might sound like fantasy, but humor's truth-spiced. Those big asset management firms really do pack a punch with their money moves.
While we're off in La-La Land, they're pulling strings. Maybe it's time to ponder their power and push 'em to the front row. For now, let the show roll on!
Stay cool, dry, and confident even during the most intense activities in this unisex performance crew neck t-shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection, this shirt’s perfect for going to the gym, playing sports, hiking, or any other activity.
• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 0.12 oz/yd² (4 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
Disclaimers:
• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly-clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, there may be some shading around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 36-39 | 18 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 39-42 | 19 ¼ |
| L | 29 ½ | 42-45 | 20 |
| XL | 30 ½ | 46-49 | 20 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 54-57 | 22 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ½ | 58-61 | 23 |
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 36-39 | 18 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 39-42 | 19 ¼ |
| L | 29 ½ | 42-45 | 20 |
| XL | 30 ½ | 46-49 | 20 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 54-57 | 22 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ½ | 58-61 | 23 |
Collections: Everyone Hates Oligarchs, Father's Day, Liberty Maniacs Athletics, New Arrivals, Performance Apparel, World Globobozo Forum
Type: Performance Shirt
Category: anti globalist, davos, defeat, defeat the global elite, elite, funny, global, globalist, globalist elite, globalists, klaus schwab, liberty maniacs, new world order, performance, politics, populist, t-shirt, the network, world economic forum
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