You Have Died of the Clintons Coffee Mug
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A hit game since the 80s, the decidedly more sinister spin-off to the videogame classic Oregon Trail was based in the shot-caller corridors of Washington DC. Instead of a perilous digital trek across the American West as a pioneer, in Clinton Bodycount players operated as a hapless cog caught in a series of intrigues orchestrated by a sociopathic power couple's political machine bent on national domination. Make the wrong move and you found yourself dead in a city park, the unfortunate victim of a random mugging, or suicided in a jail cell.
Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. We also have no information that could incriminate any former President or first lady.
• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
Note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. We also have no information that could incriminate any former President or first lady.
• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
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Type: Mugs
Category: black mug, bodycount, clinton, clintons, conspiracy theory, funny, game, hillary, liberty maniacs, oregon trail, parody, satire, video game, you have died
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