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  • I Want Gay Married Couples To Protect Their Marijuana Plants With Guns Patch

    30-day returns · Guaranteed since 2003

    Gay married couples, marijuana plants, and guns. Liberty is not that complicated.

    This embroidered patch puts the classic libertarian social contract into one gloriously unreasonable sentence. Add it to jackets, bags, hats, and gear when you want civil liberty without the committee-approved footnotes.

    • Embroidered twill patch
    • Designed for jackets, bags, hats, backpacks, and gear
    • Funny libertarian patch for people who mean “leave people alone” literally

    🛡️ Since 2003, we've stood behind every order. Something's off? We make it right.



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