Secret Service Sloped Roofs T-Shirt

Name: Secret Service Sloped Roofs T-Shirt
Brand: Liberty Maniacs
SKU: 6172727_474
Price: 19.8 USD
Availability: InStock

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Welcome to Secret Service Sloped Roofs—the top-tier solution for strategic non-coverage! Whether it’s high-profile events or high-level excuses, we specialize in sloped oversight, ensuring plausible deniability at any incline.

Our Motto: "We'll Cover Your Establishment (Mostly in Bullshit)"

Why waste time putting sharpshooters on rooftops when you can have the next best thing: sloped excuses and a firm commitment to looking the other way. Our premium services include:\n

Strategic Absence: No sharpshooters? No problem! We'll provide the perfect excuse, from “bad angles” to “budget constraints.”
Covert Coverage: We'll make sure any "loose ends" stay... well, loose.
100% Agency-Approved: Trusted by conspirators and bureaucrats alike.

This satirical tee is printed on the softest, most durable cotton to ensure maximum comfort—whether you’re dodging accountability or just dodging questions.

Product Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Printed in the USA

Whether you're a fan of satire, a skeptic of official stories, or just appreciate the art of a well-crafted excuse, this shirt has you covered. Or not, depending on the slope.

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